The Things I See

So I finally got an opportunity to get out and shake my tail feather thanks to Lis. It was fun to hang out and dance just as I used to every weekend, and now that I'm older I'm appreciating sitting, which prevents the sweating (especially now that I have this perm...I'm not trying to mess this style up).

Of course I must be me, and give my personal commentary of the evening. First I'll start by saying, I'm old and out of touch. There were so many songs playing that I didn't know. I need to get my Power 105 game up (as a matter of fact. I'll tune in now). Moving on (time for the bullets)....

• Last time I checked you had to be 23 and older to get into this particular place, so why are men still acting like we're in Junior High/Middle school where they'll stare at a woman ALL NIGHT but never speak. Fellas take a chance! What's the worst that can happen if you approach her like a lady? She'll say no thank you! Better than not approaching and missing out on your "Yes"
• Ladies, why are we not wearing dresses, skirts, outfits that compliment our frames or FIT US! Hello, if you're pear shaped, don't wear a skinny shirt with some spandex. If you're busty, a tube top sans the bra, not a good look. Come on!
• Speaking of appropriate outfits, um....when did the Kelly Bundy dresses make a come back? And why does every woman no matter the size want to wear them?
• Keeping with this whole outfit theme, when did it become cool to wear flip flops and flats in the club. If your feet hurt, coming to a place where the sole purpose is to dance might not be the place for you.
• Ok...feet - I've been on crutches before, but never on crutches in the club. So why did I see not one, not two, but THREE people on crutches. I missed out on the BIG 2-5 for one of my friends (stories I still hear today) because I was on crutches and felt it would be inappropriate for me to be at the club, so I didn't go. Some things, you can miss! It's alright
• So I know when you walk into a club you have to scope out the room, and have the room see who just stepped on the scene because you feel you look that great, but um the loud and obnoxious talking and demanding of bottle service is just ridiculous. Furthermore, standing in the doorway for more than 25 secs is unnecessary. Keep it moving. Other people are trying to walk in. If you were that important, you would be coming in through the VIP entrance, not the general entrance like everyone else (after just having stood on line).
• Am I that outdated? Because I saw like 2 Red Leather/Pleather faux Michael Jackson "Thriller" album jackets? What!!!!! I know it's been 25 years but do we really need to pay homage to him when it's freaking 90* outside. You look ridiculous
• And um men...just because it's 90* outside, that doesn't warrant you putting absolutely no effort into your outfit and wearing your tight ass white t shirt. It's an undershirt, not outer wear. I thought the white T phase had fizzled when they became extra big and extra long, but ya'll seemed to just do a 180 and made them too small and too tight. Yes I know you have muscles, but seriously! Seriously!!!!

Ok....now onto my own observations about life (besides the fact that I'm getting old):

1. Cell phones are meant to be replaced. Having a phone past its prime of one year (unless you got it back when cell phones didn't have all the fancy capabilities), just causes unnecessary headache. I'm dying over here!
2. As we get older our lifestyles change. So why would one be questioning why all his/her friends (who are either married, have children or both) are inside their homes on a weeknight at like 10 in the NIGHT! GROW UP!!!!!!!

Ok, I believe I'm done. I've had so much on my mind lately I forgot about the little things in life. I hope you all read and enjoy. Please add your comments if you agree disagree or have your own!